I got 12 in of snow, 2 cases of beer, and a new plasma. What should I do tonight?

Do you really want to take advice from a guy drinking White Zin out of the bottle?I got 12 in of snow, 2 cases of beer, and a new plasma. What should I do tonight?
1. Put beer in the snow to chill,right now.


2. Clap your hands; the snow's beautiful, however annoying it gets.


3. Make absolutely sure the TV set works.


4. If it works and the electricity doesn't fail, retrieve your favorite DVDs and


5. Check the TV schedule just in case something watchable is permitted.


6. Activate your battery-operated radio, which should work even if the electricity quits.


7. Make a wish the electricity doesn't just poop out.


8. Read a book, magazine, etc.


9. When the time comes to watch or tune in a TV program,movie, etc.,get out a nice glass and one beer.


10. Open and then pour the beer and drink it--slowly. One way or the other, you're going to need it. In case of failure, or in case you have a free evening.





Happy holidays!I got 12 in of snow, 2 cases of beer, and a new plasma. What should I do tonight?
You can have a blood products tranfusion with the plasma, that is, if you have the proper tools. You might build a snow man but do not bring it inside, no matter how lonely you are, trust me, it is a bad situation if you do. I am not sure what you would want with the beer for alcohol tastes terrible!
Drink, watch porn and go to bed. You know, what you usually do whether it's snowing or not.
Put your beers in the snow to chill !
Get drunk, go sledging then watch crap TV
Go out for dinner :-D
watch christmas movies, drink, and invite me over.